Nel Centro Opening

Portland’s Third Angle New Music Ensemble performed on the outdoor patio at Nel Centro’s grand opening party last night, May 27, 2009. They performed Aaron Jay Kernis’ wildly creative trio “Four Seasons of Futurist Cuisine”, with special guest narrator Michele Mariana.

An excerpt:

Above all we believe necessary: a) The abolition of pastasciutta, an absurd Italian gastronomic religion. It may be that a diet of cod, roast beef and steamed pudding is beneficial to the English, cold cuts and cheese to the Dutch and sauerkraut, smoked [salt] pork and sausage to the Germans, but pasta is not beneficial to the Italians. For example it is completely hostile to the vivacious spirit and passionate, generous, intuitive soul of the Neapolitans. If these people have been heroic fighters, inspired artists, awe-inspiring orators, shrewd lawyers, tenacious farmers it was in spite of their voluminous daily plate of pasta. When they eat it they develop that typical ironic and sentimental scepticism which can often cut short their enthusiasm.